1. Ow. I said “Ow.” Ow ow ow ow!!
2. Uh, that’s new…wait……ohhh sweet Jesus!! Nnnnnoooooooooo!!
3. What is that thing? Oh my god noooooo!
4. Supercallifragilaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
5. Off limits!! Off limits!!
6. Your mother likes this. No, really. Owwwwwwwwwwww!!
7. That doesn’t fit. Listen — no no no — aarrgghhhhhhh
8. Da gag [hack!] id chogging be [hack!].
9. Is that blood? My blood????
10. Ohhh…feeling faint…wubba…bleh…..Call 9–1………
John DiCocco – 10.10.2019
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