When the news leaked that the first time in 100 years the US Cabinet has a bible study, the location and other details of these clandestine gatherings remained under wraps. But our intrepid reporter managed to secure a few of the ditties performed at these studies by various members of the Trump administration.
By Becky Garrison; Photos by David Hayward (@Nakedpastor)
https://nakedpastor.com/2016/12/trump-at-the-nativity-scene/
“This Little Law of Mine” as sung by Betsy DeVos
This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime
This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime
This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime
It’s a crime, crime, crime
It’s a crime!
Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime
Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime
Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime
It’s a crime, crime, crime
It’s a crime!
Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime
Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime
Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime
It’s a crime, crime, crime
It’s a crime!
https://nakedpastor.com/2017/08/are-trump-and-the-church-in-bed-together/
“Justice I Am” as sung by Jeff Sessions (To the tune of that Billy Graham classic Christian tune “Just As I Am”)
Just as I am, I take a plea,
but that thy lies were shed for me,
and that thou givest thy bum to me,
O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I‘m scum.
Just as I am, a vile maggot
to lose my soul as it did rot,
to thee, whose power makes me hot,
O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.
Just as I am, though tossed away
with many are hurting, many are gay,
law and order is washed away,
O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.
Just as I am, thou wilt deceive,
wilt condemn, pardon, tweet, reprieve;
because thy money I believe,
O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.
https://nakedpastor.com/2017/02/trump-church/
Donald Loves Me as sung by Mike Pence
Donald loves me! This I know,
For my mother tells me so;
Little ones he really wronged,
I am weak but He is strong.
[Chorus]
Yes, Donald loves me!
Yes, Donald loves me!
Yes, Donald loves me!
My mother tells me so.
Donald loves me! He who lied,
Liberal commies make my cry;
He will squash away his foes,
Dictators can suck his toes.
[Chorus]
Donald loves me! loves me now,
Though I’m very weak and bow;
From His shining throne on high,
Tweets about me till I cry.
[Chorus]
Donald loves me! He will stray,
Little girls he loves to play;
He’s prepared a toy for me,
And some day big boy I’ll be.
[Chorus]
Written by Becky Garrison – 4.24.2018
Cartoons by David Hayward – 4.24.2018
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