Trump’s Toddler Tunes

When the news leaked that the first time in 100 years the US Cabinet has a bible study, the location and other details of these clandestine gatherings remained under wraps. But our intrepid reporter managed to secure a few of the ditties performed at these studies by various members of the Trump administration.

By Becky Garrison; Photos by David Hayward (@Nakedpastor)

 

https://nakedpastor.com/2016/12/trump-at-the-nativity-scene/

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“This Little Law of Mine” as sung by Betsy DeVos

This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime

This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime

This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime

It’s a crime, crime, crime

It’s a crime!

 

Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime

Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime

Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime

It’s a crime, crime, crime

It’s a crime!

 

Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime

Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime

Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime

It’s a crime, crime, crime

It’s a crime!

 

https://nakedpastor.com/2017/08/are-trump-and-the-church-in-bed-together/

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“Justice I Am” as sung by Jeff Sessions (To the tune of that Billy Graham classic Christian tune “Just As I Am”)

Just as I am, I take a plea,

but that thy lies were shed for me,

and that thou givest thy bum to me,

O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I‘m scum.

 

Just as I am, a vile maggot

to lose my soul as it did rot,

to thee, whose power makes me hot,

O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.

 

Just as I am, though tossed away

with many are hurting, many are gay,

law and order is washed away,

O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.

 

Just as I am, thou wilt deceive,

wilt condemn, pardon, tweet, reprieve;

because thy money I believe,

O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.

 

https://nakedpastor.com/2017/02/trump-church/

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Donald Loves Me as sung by Mike Pence

Donald loves me! This I know,

For my mother tells me so;

Little ones he really wronged,

I am weak but He is strong.

 

[Chorus]

Yes, Donald loves me!

Yes, Donald loves me!

Yes, Donald loves me!

My mother tells me so.

 

Donald loves me! He who lied,

Liberal commies make my cry;

He will squash away his foes,

Dictators can suck his toes.

[Chorus]

 

Donald loves me! loves me now,

Though I’m very weak and bow;

From His shining throne on high,

Tweets about me till I cry.

[Chorus]

 

Donald loves me! He will stray,

Little girls he loves to play;

He’s prepared a toy for me,

And some day big boy I’ll be.

[Chorus]

 

Written by Becky Garrison – 4.24.2018

Cartoons by David Hayward – 4.24.2018

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