Serving Up The National Prayer Breakfast With Russian Flair

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This just in! Among the more obscure items found in the affidavit against Russian spy Maria Butina include the menu from the 2018 National Prayer Breakfast. Given the presence of 60 Russian guests, organizers planned a breakfast that highlighted the growing US-Russian relations while also appealing to Trump’s unsophisticated palate. Get a taste of this!


Menu for the 2018 National Prayer Breakfast

February 8, 2018

 

Well done eggs

Burnt bacon

Kolbasa (sausage)

 

McDonald’s® Egg McMuffin

 

Ore Ida® hash browns smothered with Velveeta® cheese and Blue Bonnet® margarine   

 

Syrniki (cheese fritters)

Tvorog (quark cheese) with honey

 

Putin Pancakes (blinis topped with smoked salmon, sour cream and chopped onions)

 

Bisquick® pancakes served with Smuckers® strawberry jam, Aunt Jemima® Butter Rich syrup and one scoop of Walmart’s® Great Value Homestyle Vanilla ice cream. (There is a note appended to be sure to deliver two scoops on the Presidential plate.)

 

Kellogg’s® Corn Flakes

 

McDonald’s® fried apple pie

 

Jeff Sessions’ Elfin Delight (candy, candy corn, candy canes, and syrup)

 

Instant Russian Tea with Tang®

McDonald’s® coffee served with Mike Pence’s “mother’s” milk

 

SWAG BAG

Bottle of Trump Vodka (out of circulation since 2011)

$6.66 gift certificate for use at www.ivankatrump.com (All Sales Final)

Matryoshka (Russian nesting dolls) featuring from smallest to largest dolls: Jeff Sessions, Betsy DeVos, Ben Carson, Mike Pence, Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin


 

Now that’s an awful lot of flavor to Put-in your mouth! So say ‘dasvidaniya’ to those early morning hungry bugs, and ‘zdravstvuj’ to somebody going to jail for collusion (please?)

Becky Garrison – 8.28.2018

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