This just in! Among the more obscure items found in the affidavit against Russian spy Maria Butina include the menu from the 2018 National Prayer Breakfast. Given the presence of 60 Russian guests, organizers planned a breakfast that highlighted the growing US-Russian relations while also appealing to Trump’s unsophisticated palate. Get a taste of this!
Menu for the 2018 National Prayer Breakfast
February 8, 2018
Well done eggs
Burnt bacon
Kolbasa (sausage)
McDonald’s® Egg McMuffin
Ore Ida® hash browns smothered with Velveeta® cheese and Blue Bonnet® margarine
Syrniki (cheese fritters)
Tvorog (quark cheese) with honey
Putin Pancakes (blinis topped with smoked salmon, sour cream and chopped onions)
Bisquick® pancakes served with Smuckers® strawberry jam, Aunt Jemima® Butter Rich syrup and one scoop of Walmart’s® Great Value Homestyle Vanilla ice cream. (There is a note appended to be sure to deliver two scoops on the Presidential plate.)
Kellogg’s® Corn Flakes
McDonald’s® fried apple pie
Jeff Sessions’ Elfin Delight (candy, candy corn, candy canes, and syrup)
Instant Russian Tea with Tang®
McDonald’s® coffee served with Mike Pence’s “mother’s” milk
SWAG BAG
Bottle of Trump Vodka (out of circulation since 2011)
$6.66 gift certificate for use at www.ivankatrump.com (All Sales Final)
Matryoshka (Russian nesting dolls) featuring from smallest to largest dolls: Jeff Sessions, Betsy DeVos, Ben Carson, Mike Pence, Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin
Now that’s an awful lot of flavor to Put-in your mouth! So say ‘dasvidaniya’ to those early morning hungry bugs, and ‘zdravstvuj’ to somebody going to jail for collusion (please?)
Becky Garrison – 8.28.2018
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