When the news leaked that the first time in 100 years the US Cabinet has a bible study, the location and other details of these clandestine gatherings remained under wraps. But our intrepid reporter managed to secure a few of the ditties performed at these studies by various members of the Trump administration.
By Becky Garrison; Photos by David Hayward (@Nakedpastor)
https://nakedpastor.com/2016/12/trump-at-the-nativity-scene/
“This Little Law of Mine” as sung by Betsy DeVos
This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime
This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime
This little law of mine, Being gay’s a crime
It’s a crime, crime, crime
It’s a crime!
Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime
Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime
Out there in the schools, Being gay’s a crime
It’s a crime, crime, crime
It’s a crime!
Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime
Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime
Over at the White House, Being gay’s a crime
It’s a crime, crime, crime
It’s a crime!
https://nakedpastor.com/2017/08/are-trump-and-the-church-in-bed-together/
“Justice I Am” as sung by Jeff Sessions (To the tune of that Billy Graham classic Christian tune “Just As I Am”)
Just as I am, I take a plea,
but that thy lies were shed for me,
and that thou givest thy bum to me,
O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I‘m scum.
Just as I am, a vile maggot
to lose my soul as it did rot,
to thee, whose power makes me hot,
O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.
Just as I am, though tossed away
with many are hurting, many are gay,
law and order is washed away,
O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.
Just as I am, thou wilt deceive,
wilt condemn, pardon, tweet, reprieve;
because thy money I believe,
O Lord of Trump, I’m scum, I’m scum.
https://nakedpastor.com/2017/02/trump-church/
Donald Loves Me as sung by Mike Pence
Donald loves me! This I know,
For my mother tells me so;
Little ones he really wronged,
I am weak but He is strong.
[Chorus]
Yes, Donald loves me!
Yes, Donald loves me!
Yes, Donald loves me!
My mother tells me so.
Donald loves me! He who lied,
Liberal commies make my cry;
He will squash away his foes,
Dictators can suck his toes.
[Chorus]
Donald loves me! loves me now,
Though I’m very weak and bow;
From His shining throne on high,
Tweets about me till I cry.
[Chorus]
Donald loves me! He will stray,
Little girls he loves to play;
He’s prepared a toy for me,
And some day big boy I’ll be.
[Chorus]
Written by Becky Garrison – 4.24.2018
Cartoons by David Hayward – 4.24.2018
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PORTLAND, ME – Shivering naked and frustrated as he misused the wrong knobs, a local dolt was reportedly confounded by the perfectly reasonable shower controls at his Airbnb this weekend. “I put the left turny-job all the way to red, and I pulled up the doohickey, but how do I get hot water to come out up top?” asked the dingus as he struggled to grasp the intricacies of the $50 dollar rig, adding that the professionally designed fixture which can be purchased at any Home Depot was far too complicated for anybody to ever comprehend. “You got this right thingy that makes bath water go, but then there’s a middle guy that won’t turn. Nobody in the world would understand a shower like this!” At press time the numbskull could be seen soaking wet and rummaging through kitchen drawers looking for a bath towel.
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